And this is exactly why he’s my favorite comedian. No one can top him.
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Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I’m ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, cure cancer, and take a nap
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story of my life.
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bahahahahaha he’s such a jerk but that’s my dude right there lol…
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